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More movie lines taken out of context!

Forbidden Planet Edition!

"We were just enjoying a little stimulation through hugging and kissing!"

"Sorry Ma'am, I was just giving myself an oil job."

"I often play with it myself for relaxation."

'Any time you're hard up for a couple of gallons of lube oil you just let me know."

"Did you give him permission to get falling down drunk?"

"I hope you don't think I can get that stiff in five minutes!"

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